Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the top anchor of them all?
[Your're the top anchor Deer]
I know I'm not
But going back to Trump
or maybe a lot earlier
the U.S. politicians have long been obsessed with being the first
which is okay
lady first or whatever first
Human history was made possible
by pushing forwad a "first"
who's the obligated to go get the others
In terms of economic strength
America is the first
But after being the first
Americat was like…
From this day forwad
It's going to be ONLY America First
Yeah…The're so obsessed with being "the first"
that sometimes Americans are like
"Do we really deserve it?"
The U.S. soared from 13th
to the world's Number One in the latest COVID Resilience Ranking
Because Bloomberg which compiled the ranking decided that
death tolls and caseloads no longer matter
Even prevention measures like lockdowns and quarantines are considered red marks in the ranking
And here's the craziest part
The title of the ranking is "The Best And Worst Places to Be as The World Finally Reopens"
which means America is now the best country in the world to visit
With over 20 thousand new daily cases and hundreds dying every day?
Best place to visit?
People are like
Bloomberg lost its freakin's mind
I'm not going, no, not me
Come on, Bloomberg
there's no need to go out of your way to be the first, America
You've done a pretty good job already
You are the first in number of COVID cases and deaths
You're the first in the polarization of rich and poor
in number of foreign wars waged
You're the first in terms of gun violence
You're the first in number of deaths form drug use
You're the first in umber of prisoners
most of whom are people of color
I could go on if you like being the first so much
Bloomberg is not your mirror
The numbers are